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Spinsta’-gram 

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.
“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”
Spinsta’-gram by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020
an expression made by a woman who has just orgasmed four times.
"'congratulations - that's the first time I have had fo'gasms in a night"
Fo'gasm by The Shanty November 27, 2011

music-gasm 

VERB. when you find a song or artist ABSOLUTELY amazing in every way and it gives you the shivers whenever it comes on.
A song by Brand New came on in the car. MUSIC-GASM
music-gasm by cherrylipstick22 October 19, 2009

shit-o-gram 

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
shit-o-gram by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

Sissy-gasm 

The orgasm a Sissy boy experiences from the climax of sexual excitement after prolonged penetration of his anus (or sissy-pussy ).

- Characterized by intensely pleasurable feelings centered in the sissy-pussy and sissy clit
My boyfriend made me sissy-gasm so hard last night, it felt delightful but now my sissy pussy is as wide as a donut ring
Sissy-gasm by Sweet Lolly April 14, 2020

Gramdalf 

an old man, usually sporting a large grey beard, that has unselfishly taken on the key role of Head of Narcosis within his Guild or Village. He can often be found in the Ale House cackling with visiting Minstrels or lurking at the crossroads selling his unique wares to weary passer-bys
"I'm off to see Gramdalf for some cheeky liveners. Anyone else need any Saturday supplies?"
Gramdalf by ambiDave August 29, 2020