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shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.
Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."
shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Shaft grasper 

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Shaft grasper by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

GraserMC 

GraserMC, also known as Graser10 or just Graser, is a Minecraft YouTuber who has over 200,000 subscribers. He is known as the silly, ugly robot. He owns an SMP server called the Cube, which consists of him and his many friends. His face has been revealed, but not by him and he wishes for his channel to not contain anything about his personal life, therefore he does not do any videos with his face and nobody knows his real name (there have only been guesses). He does this so that people can judge him on his personality, not his looks. He is friends with people like KermitPlaysMinecraft, TheCampingRusher, StrauberryJam, StacyPlays and many more.
Fan: Have you watched the latest episode of the Cube on GraserMC's channel?
Man: No, who's that?
Fan: Oh, just the UGLIEST, MOST AMAZING ROBOT EVER TO LIVE!
Man: *Backs away*.
GraserMC by iDJZombie November 2, 2014
a person like a snitch who gossips or passes someones personal information on to another person.
''you fucking grasser!''
grasser by sweet jesus April 16, 2006
a traitor, rat, snitch, squealor, or informer
My younger sister Kristina is a backstabbing grasser!
grasser by PKA July 11, 2003

Gnasher Shotgun

In the popular games Gears of War and Gears of War 2 for the Xbox 360, this is the shotgun equipped to all soldiers, COG or Locust in multiplayer. This is a widely used weapon in multiplayer and is very deadly at close range with the potential for a 1 shot kill. Although the game developers claim that this gun can counter the Chainsaw Bayonet, this is not true in many cases.
Alex: This guy just tried to rush me with a Hammerburst, but i killed him with the Gnasher Shotgun
Ken: Nice!
Gnasher Shotgun by Silentkillr69 December 21, 2008