An abnormal desire to look at pornography.
Yepsen: Man, I can't find the guys! Have you seen an of them come threw here?
Кели: Yeah, those fuckers are all in the back having a circle jerk to JJ on instant replay.
Yepsen: Aw shit girl. How long they been back there?
Кели: A good minute now. You know they all got the grapholagnia!
Yepsen: I don't know if I wanna catch grapholagnia. Is it worse than the clap?
Кели: *smack* No, you jackass. It's not VD is't a condition!
Yepsen: A conditon...Like the hair stuff?
Кели: Noooo, Awww fucket. Man, just go see the guys!
Yepsen: Should I wear protective gear? I don't wanna catch nothin!' I'm meating up with my lady in a minute.
Кели: Shit, I would! Why do you think I'm out here? Somebody's gotta work.
Yepsen: True, true. For serious though...Is is contagious?
Кели: Man, get the fuck on and read a book. It's a desire to look at pornography!
Yepsen: Oh damn, . . .I know plenty of fools with that girl!
Кели: Obvious right!? Just look at the writting on the wall here;D
Yepsen: You gonna come check out some Jamison?
Кели: No man. I may drink some with a lil sour and a cherry though while you guys chill.
Кели: Be good man!