| 50. | toggle goggles | ||
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The goggles Horace Grant would use when he plays basketball. Brandon - "I'm really fat and suck at basketball"
Jeff - "Maybe you should use Horace Grant's Toggle Goggles" |
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| 51. | St. Louis | ||
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The Greater St. Louis Area is the only urbanized area in the state of Missouri. (NOT MIZ-UR-AH!) There are NO farms in the area short of the tourist-y places like Grant's Farm, but even that is at least a fifteen min. drive from the city. Essentially, the entire Jewish population of Missouri lives in the suburbs of St. Louis and surrounding areas like University City,(aka U City, or Jew City.) Once you are half and hour's drive from St. Louis, the trailers get bigger, the trucks get bigger, and the people get bigger, and congratulations, you're officially in MIZ-UR-AH, the redneck part of the state. You Know You're From Miz-ur-ah When...
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-Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip." -"Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags. -Down south to you means Arkansas. -The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing. -You know what "Party Cove" is. -You think Missouri is pronounced with an "ah" at the end. -You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. -You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar." (St. Louis Only) -You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU. -You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis and Kansas City, and Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and St. Louis. -You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm. -You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from Missouri. -You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. -You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport. -You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut. -You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance. -You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather. -There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it. -The local gas station sells live bait. -Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions. -All your radio preset ... |
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| 52. | Oxford | ||
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english university full of meat-heads and a few actually clever students. the meat-heads (usually public schoolboys with more salmon-pink shirts than brain cells) like to think they're geniuses (not "genii", you conceited idiot) because they go to oxford, failing to realise that this is not much of an achievement in itself. it's what you do there that counts, twat. "Tarquin's got into oxford to read history"
"oh, how fabulous for him. of course, paying thousands of pounds for his private education and then a whole lot more for private coaching and interview practice were nothing to do with this colossal achievement. he got in entirely on his own steam" "but of course" |
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| 53. | St. Louis | ||
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St. Louis
The Greater St. Louis Area is the only urbanized area in the state of Missouri. (NOT MIZ-UR-AH!) There are NO farms in the area short of the tourist-y places like Grant's Farm, but even that is at least a fifteen min. drive from the city. Essentially, the entire Jewish population of Missouri lives in the suburbs of St. Louis and surrounding areas like University City,(aka U City, or Jew City.) Once you are half and hour's drive from St. Louis, the trailers get bigger, the trucks get bigger, and the people get bigger, and congratulations, you're officially in MIZ-UR-AH, the redneck part of the state. Stupid St. Louis Laws
-It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets. -A milk man may not run while on duty. |
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| 54. | tenyssa | ||
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a type of african township in where vast amounts of beat boxing occours. a tenyssa is similar to a 311 district but not the same. some would say that what is now known as "gangster rap" originated in a tenyssa or a quasi-tenyssa village. such proccolimations have never been proven, however. man that new cd's got some shit straight outa a sub-saharan tenyssa.
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| 55. | Shag an Open Wound | ||
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A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!" |
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| 56. | brian grant | ||
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The act of getting 18 million a year for nothing. Brian Grant's NBA contract is similar to getting Child Support checks from Bill Gates.
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