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A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.
Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.
by Cimmerian Southpaw October 09, 2003
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