Ganymede 

Name for someone who is so far back in the closet they can see Narnia.

Also known as the largest moon of the planet Jupiter.

In Greek mythology, Ganymede was the most beautiful man on the earth. Zeus, the king of the gods and resident gang-banger, stole Ganymede from earth so he could become the water-bearer of the gods, aka Aquarius.

That guy is so beautiful, he's got to be a Ganymede!

Ganymede by Dardanos May 2, 2011

Grannyped 

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.

1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.

Grannyped by Smeep August 6, 2007

grannyrider

A person who is addicted to mature/vintage/oldschool porn. That is porn of the saggy and grey pubed variety. Each man to his own, but when found on his/her computer they do nothing to cover it up, in fact telling the audience what picture is coming up next on the slideshow, he/she admits that is wrong and tries to blame the internet, but still knows exactly whats on there and still does not delete it.

The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said granny porn lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public.

There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.

Ross:"I am Iceman"
Lou:"Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full"

"Grannyrider are you looking at your contraversial porn again?"

That kid looks like he's got a touch of smackeye, bet me he is a Grannyrider and buzzes off old school porn.

grannyrider by BigRev November 29, 2006

gannymede 

Known as the 8th Moon of Jupiter and was used frequently in the seventeenth century in Britain as a term for young homosexual males.

Richard: I can be such a gannymede sometimes!

gannymede by Macdaddythecat March 1, 2007

Zeus-Ganymede Relationship 

A relationship between two people where there is clearly an imbalance between looks, age or some other characteristic (but excluding wealth) that places the relationship in an immediate and stark power imbalance. This differs from sugar daddy / sugar mummy / toy boy relationships where wealth difference is the defining differential, and the relationship is base around a symbiotic exchange.

Related to Zeus (king of the Greek gods) who started an illicit relationship with Ganymede (a low born mere mortal) and elevated him to the position of Demi-God in Greek mythology when he could have had literally any other God, Goddess, Demi-God or human on earth including royalty.

Why is that young good looking successful girl going out with a divorced, broke, unemployed overweight guy with no prospects? He doesn’t even have a particularly nice personality.

I’m not sure - maybe she has low self confidence or perhaps she’s just addicted to Zeus-Ganymede relationships and all that power and security of knowing he’ll never cheat.

Zeus-Ganymede Relationship by Thefreelancetrader June 17, 2021

grannymeatpie 

A bunch of old people fucking

Hey I love watching some grannymeatpie

grannymeatpie by Dickface1111 September 2, 2017

Grannymandering 

Grannymandering is the practice of falsifying your address to get your kids into a certain school.

Fatima: "Jimmy, you will receive a criminal record for grannymandering if you are found out."
Jimmy: "Oh who cares! My kids are entitled to go to a top notch school."
Fatima: "Don't say I didn't warn you!"

Grannymandering by TheOriginalNade January 24, 2019