Granny fanny

Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.

A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.

by sallyport August 11, 2010

granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

granny fanny

The ost smelliest horriblist thing ever in the world. it has the smell of 80,000 corpses and looks like a giant squid giving head.

" ohh my god ur granny fanny is tickly"
"eeuuuggghhh dude"
"does that thing have a moustache"

by Lee April 6, 2005

granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

by pro2aria May 19, 2007

Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts

Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class

by vitesse04 June 27, 2018

Ur Granny Fanny

Ur Granny Fanny is 1000% worse than ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay lol together, just saying these words can't kill a person and let them burn in hell forever.

Juan: Your moms birth control and your dad condom combined is not even as bad as you are.
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*

by Mr.Boomtasicofboomtasics March 14, 2018

granny fanny fuck

To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death

Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"

by Louis Lostes September 17, 2018