1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
"Oh My Lola's Lord"
Expression of surprise or exasperation, depending on the situation. Used by atheists/agnostics who obviously don't have a lord, but whose granny were devout believers.
Carl 1: I stepped on dog poo in Paris!
Carl 2: OMLL!