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1. a long and usually unstable column of ash that occurs from not ashing a burning cigarette

2. cremated remains of a female grandparent
"When I woke from the drunken haze, I watched helplessly as the huge granny ash crumbled from my Virginia Slim, onto the rug."

"The eulogist tripped while holding the urn, and the mourners were covered in granny ash."
by scg September 17, 2004

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