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Noun. A self-perpetuating lie that only gets bigger, more obvious, and more shameless every time it is exposed, like a Russian doll in reverse.
He changed the character names from Chinatown but kept the script. Then he said he was working with Jim Osz on a new Muppets project. Now this Granito says he's MY friend when I see him selling my books with his name on them?
Granito by Thallian Gold May 1, 2011
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1 - An attempt to fraudulently pass off a piece of copied art as your own. Deliberately fooling people to believe a piece of work copied is one's own

2 - To pad a resume with so much detail and lies in hopes to pass it off as accurate and the truth.

3 - to be banned from attending any conventions due to illegal actions or just being a d-bag (see d-bag)

More information google - Rob Granito
Definition 1
Guy1: Want to buy this original art?
Guy2: Man that's obviously granito'd, you're not the original artist

Definition 2
Guy1: Hey review my esume for me.
Guy2: Dude, you've gratino'd this. You never worked with Bill Gates to make Windows, or worked with Steve Jobs, or programmed a day in your life.

Definition 3
Rob: Man I'd love to attend Comic-Con this year, but I've been gratino'd for trying to pass my fake and copied art as my original work.
Granito by ComicFan May 2, 2011
To Copy or Steal without Permission; to imply that a work of art that someone else made is in fact one's own original work.
Joey otally Granitoed that picture of Spiderman from Alex Ross.
Granito by G4RY April 14, 2011

7 Palmo Do Granito 

Word in portuguese to define 7 feet underground. When someone is dead.
-Brazilian "Ei filho da puta quem é tu"
-American "I dont understand...?"
-Brazilian "SAI DO MEIO OU TU VAI FICAR 7 PALMO DO GRANITO GRINGO FI DE EGUA, DESCE NO MORRO O PAI FUZILA SKSKSKSKK"
7 Palmo Do Granito by NotSnappo February 22, 2021
A person who’s job is being a janitor whose name is also Grant.
Someone get the granitor, there is a mess!
Granitor by Ethanmerrill07 May 31, 2022

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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