Your guy neighbor with a saggy ass who tries to act cool but he's not.
My neighbor is a saggy assed grandma.
The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.
1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.
2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.
Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.
James: You gonna grandma tonight?
Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!
A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.
Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."
If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.
Someone who is a slow reactor to things.
A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".
Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.
Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies