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25.
A Mercury Grand Marquis. It's what Ford calls it, which is appropriate because most of the people who buy them are old geezers suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and can't drive to save their lives.
Grand Ma.
Forida plates.
Handicaped tag hanging from a mirror.
If it drove any slower, it would be going backwards
by Federalq2b June 09, 2005
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1.
The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.
by Frank F. September 03, 2006
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2.
1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.
1. Relative
2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.
by choochooo December 18, 2003
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3.
Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.
James: You gonna grandma tonight?
Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!
by Jashenhu May 13, 2006
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4.
A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.
Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma
by This Guy December 23, 2004
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5.
(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."
If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.
by bigbadben March 01, 2006
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6.
Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.
Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies
by thebakedgod December 28, 2011
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7.
Someone who is a slow reactor to things.
A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".
by NGAWAI WIGGINS September 19, 2005
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