| 1. | grandma lle | ||
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Bay Area slanguage for Marijuana! LLE is pronounced "Yay" also known as LLEO which is pronounced: "Yayo". Lle is just the original Columbian spelling of the word. Anyways, the term Grandma Lle refers to Weed, Skunk, Haze, Kush, Jane, all that shit yadadamean, it's like a lleo high for grandmas and shit that don't really wanna get all gacked out can't stand the come down. Also refered to as Granddaddy. "I'm off that henny and that grandma lle, As we speak..."
E-40 - Some song on My Ghetto Report Card (can't remember which) "It's good, it's good, like that granddaddy." -Keak Da Sneak on 'Tell Me When To Go' |
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| 2. | facebucket | ||
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What my grandma calls "Facebook" Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay? |
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| 3. | Squee | ||
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1. A character in the popular comic "Jonny the Homocidal Maniac"
2. An exclamation expressing extreme joy and/or realization 3. An alternative to "yes" or "thank you" 1. Person A: I just got the new JTHM!
Person B: Aw, look at Squee! Person A: I know! He's so cute! 2. Person A: Hey, look over there! Person B: What is it? Person A: Grandma's here! Person B: Squee! 3. Person A: Hey, there's still some pie left. You want it? Person B: Squee! |
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| 4. | fettuccine alfredo | ||
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As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
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It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today. It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy! |
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| 5. | The old country buffet | ||
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Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate. Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?
The old country buffet! YAY!! |
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| 6. | Clearance Only Clothes | ||
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Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas. "OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie
"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill "Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie "I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill |
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| 7. | Akatsuki | ||
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The Akatsuki is a group in the famous anime "Naruto" full of S-rank ninja. There are 9 members;
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Pein: He's the Leader. No he is NOT Yondimaine, anyone who thinks he is has not read the manga recently. He has 6 bodies that can can use, I believe it's refered to as the "Six Paths of Pain" and he can make it rain. In his village he's reffered to as a God. Konan: The sole female member of the Akatsuki. If there are any more they arent important and havent been mentioned to what I've read. She can turn into a bunch of paper and make herself fold into a bunch of butterflies. That... doesnt seem to amazing to me but hey, its still pretty cool. Zetsu: I don't know much about him accept he can sink into the earth, he's half venus fly trap (No clue how his parents managed to do that...), he has two halfs that can talk seperatly, and he's a cannible. Yay for cannibles. Sasori: He's Sasori of the Red Sands! Yay! He made the original puppets Kankuro uses and hes a puppet himself. He travels in his puppet. No he is not a scorpion. He looks human. He just rides in a puppet. Makes alot of sense, doesn't it? Also he gets killed by Sakura and Chiyo, his grandma. Wow... getting killed by your grandma in reality would be depressing but hey, this is Naruto. Let all your dreams come true. Tobi: Sasori's replacement. Now I don't know much about this, but he could POSSIBLY be Mandra Uchiha or Obito. I have no clue but tobi is bad ass. Enough said. Wait. I think he might have an evil... |
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