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A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!
That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
by Goodie June 02, 2005

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