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A striking fear of a large clitoris on a woman. Enough of a fear to make your dude meat completey deflate into a worm-like squid or for some a squid-like worm.
I was eating Chrystie's box the other day when all of a sudden my grandeclitophobia caused me to vomit and assume the fetal position.
by Anonymus Clit Naysayer May 22, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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