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your standard blumkin just in the starbucks bathroom first thing in the morning: epic with an employee
(rec) oh god, im battleing a tough dump, it feels like a prostate exam, and im at starbuck, not how i pictured my morning (sent) i cant think of a better way to start my day (Rec) if i were getting head right now that be better (sent) blumkin (rec) grande blumkachino!
by superguy413 December 17, 2009

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