| 1. | grand theft auto | ||
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best fucking game ever made.... kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people! kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!! After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto |
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| 2. | GTA IV | ||
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Grand Theft Auto 4. It will be released for the PS3 and XB360 around October 2007. GTA IV is gonna fucking own!!!
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| 3. | GTA addict | ||
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Someone who:
-Considers Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto series to be their favorite game series of all time. -Owns every GTA game (1, London, 2, III, VC, SA, LCS, VCS). -Has beaten at least one of the games 100%. -Has a complete hatred for every game considered a "GTA clone", and will attempt to murder anyone claiming games such as True Crime, Driver, Saints Row, and Mafia are better than GTA. -Tries to minimize their social life as much as possible, to play more GTA. -Loves watching news broadcasts and documentaries about how GTA is corrupting the world, because it gives them the urge to go play. -Doesn't just like the 3D games. They also have an appreciation for the original 2D games. -Bought a PSP specifically to play Liberty City Stories. -Is planning on getting/has gotten an Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 to play Grand Theft Auto IV. In short, me, and thousands of others. Archibald: Dude, James you're such a fucking dork. You never hang out with us anymore just to play that damn GTA. You're such a fuckin' GTA addict.
Dave: I know right? Bro, GTA sucks anyway, Saints Row kicks its ass to the curb and fucks its girlfriend. (James slits Dave's throat) |
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| 4. | Prolaps | ||
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"Prolaps" is the name of a sports clothing store in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. When read aloud, it sounds like "prolapse," which is when you're giving a girl (or guy) anal sex and you pull out of their ass so hard that their intestines pop out. It's amazing to think that RockStar got away with this. Gamer: "Dude, come here! Seriously, look at this! There's actually a store in the game named Prolaps!"
Gamer's friend: "HAHA! NO FUCKING WAY!" |
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| 5. | Pißwasser | ||
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A beer in Grand Theft Auto IV. Parody of Budweiser. Means "Urine water" in German. Commercial song performed by Anthony Cumia from Opie & Anthony. Last night I think I shit the bed/Got so drunk I gave a dude head/Life is just a blissful blur/When you pop a Pißwasser/Pisswasser, don't drink it too slow/3 A.M., buy some blow/Sleep in the bathroom on the floor/What really matters anymore?/All the crap you do all day/Who fucking cares anyway/Pisswasser--this is beer!/Drive drunk--off a pier!/Pisswasser--drink all day/It helps your troubles go away!/
Pisswasser: cheap German logger for export only. |
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| 6. | let's go bowling! | ||
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Interjection (1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect. (2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters. Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling! |
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| 7. | Grand Theft Auto | ||
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One of the greatest games ever fucking made the fucking supreme court banning it
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