|1.||grand theft auto|
best fucking game ever made....
kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!
After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto
Grand Theft Auto 4. It will be released for the PS3 and XB360 around October 2007.
GTA IV is gonna fucking own!!!
-Considers Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto series to be their favorite game series of all time.
-Owns every GTA game (1, London, 2, III, VC, SA, LCS, VCS).
-Has beaten at least one of the games 100%.
-Has a complete hatred for every game considered a "GTA clone", and will attempt to murder anyone claiming games such as True Crime, Driver, Saints Row, and Mafia are better than GTA.
-Tries to minimize their social life as much as possible, to play more GTA.
-Loves watching news broadcasts and documentaries about how GTA is corrupting the world, because it gives them the urge to go play.
-Doesn't just like the 3D games. They also have an appreciation for the original 2D games.
-Bought a PSP specifically to play Liberty City Stories.
-Is planning on getting/has gotten an Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 to play Grand Theft Auto IV.
In short, me, and thousands of others.
Archibald: Dude, James you're such a fucking dork. You never hang out with us anymore just to play that damn GTA. You're such a fuckin' GTA addict.
Dave: I know right? Bro, GTA sucks anyway, Saints Row kicks its ass to the curb and fucks its girlfriend.
(James slits Dave's throat)
"Prolaps" is the name of a sports clothing store in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. When read aloud, it sounds like "prolapse," which is when you're giving a girl (or guy) anal sex and you pull out of their ass so hard that their intestines pop out. It's amazing to think that RockStar got away with this.
Gamer: "Dude, come here! Seriously, look at this! There's actually a store in the game named Prolaps!"
Gamer's friend: "HAHA! NO FUCKING WAY!"
A beer in Grand Theft Auto IV. Parody of Budweiser. Means "Urine water" in German. Commercial song performed by Anthony Cumia from Opie & Anthony.
Last night I think I shit the bed/Got so drunk I gave a dude head/Life is just a blissful blur/When you pop a Pißwasser/Pisswasser, don't drink it too slow/3 A.M., buy some blow/Sleep in the bathroom on the floor/What really matters anymore?/All the crap you do all day/Who fucking cares anyway/Pisswasser--this is beer!/Drive drunk--off a pier!/Pisswasser--drink all day/It helps your troubles go away!/
Pisswasser: cheap German logger for export only.
|6.||let's go bowling!|
(1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect.
(2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters.
Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!
|7.||Grand Theft Auto|
One of the greatest games ever fucking made
the fucking supreme court banning it