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celebrating the rare occurrence of free Grand Slam day at Denny's by indulging in breakfast at two different Denny's. Father: "I got a call from school saying you were late, what happened, son?"
Son: "Sorry, Dad, I was just enjoying the DennyDeuce. I thought you'd be proud." |
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| 44. | Goodman | ||
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An individula who claims to own several fantastic objects but in fact they all belong to his father Look at my new porsche!!!
Shut up you mug its your dads, your such a goodman Ive earnt over two grand on ebay selling my fathers things Well then its your fathers two grand then isnt it you goodman Look at my expensive watch Its your dads twat, stop being such a goodman |
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| 45. | Grandfather | ||
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When someone soaks their hands in water, making them wrinkly, and gives you a handjob. Jesse gave me a grandfather last night, it reminded me of my grandpa.
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| 46. | Granny mama | ||
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Where a woman that has a kid late in life and so she is old enough to be there grand mother. She's his granny mama.
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| 47. | Ezio Auditore da Firenze | ||
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni. more...
Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy. Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order. |
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| 48. | Babidi | ||
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The creator of Majin Buu, and Babidi's father. He, his son, and Majin Buu's names are a pun on the name of an incantation in the 1950 film Cinderella, "bibbidi-bobbidi-boo". Bibidi is the only character in the series to somewhat have control over Kid Buu. He was the only person Kid Buu didn't kill (although he attempted to once), even though Bibidi was constantly barking orders at him. Under Bibidi's command, Kid Buu killed the Northern Supreme Kai and Western Supreme Kai, and attacked the remaining Supreme Kais (absorbing Southern Supreme Kai and Daikaioh in the process, turning into Fat Buu as a result). Babidi was killed by Majin Buu after he fought Goku.
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| 49. | Do a Jake Hall | ||
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To prop one's self up using one's penis. Deriving from the case of Lord Aticus Jackanory 'Jake' Hall, the famed vagabond/socialite of 1880s Manchester, who often fell asleep while selling 'Horton's Big Review' outside the Manchester Piccadilly station. He became a fixture of debutante box-socials following a remarkable incident, and is still known as the 'grand-father of Cheshire'. One report in the Manchester Guardian, dated 1 May 1886, reads: "An astounding event occurred last eve when the vagabond Lord Aticus 'Jake' Hall, of the once landed Halls of Fairweather, was discovered a-tripoded, a large protrusion from his groin keeping the sleeping honourable gentleman upright. The sight caused quite a stir as street urchins vied for the honour of seating themselves upon the member and splashing within the red pool formed at its end. Several swoonings were reported in the area, most notably the Lady Agashly, but the good Dr Lumbardi, or, the swarthy Savoyard as he is known in fashionable circles, has said that these incidences were unrelated to the folly of nature, being rather as a result of the unseasonably 'varm veafer'. 'And an ooga booga to you too' I told him! In other news, the late spring frost is expected to last for another week." Despite local fame/fortune, including a brief stint as headline in Buffalo Bill's 1887 tour of the 'mill country', Hall is reputed to have died in a Rochdale poorhouse, bemoaning his 'portentous prick of doom, and every tear shed thereby'. more...
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