| 1. | Grand-dogs | ||
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Baby boomers whose kids have pets instead of kids. We are throwing a party for the grand-dogs.
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| 2. | Grand Haven | ||
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Where your known as either a loner or a popular kid. The only good part is jumpin java downtown dogs and rit. You listen to hardcore bands? what are you a loner? Thats grand haven for you
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| 3. | Watch Dogs | ||
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An upcoming game for "all home consoles" and PC. It is set in a near-future world, where everything is connected by technology. The main point of the game is to hack the city's technology in order to help the main character. There isn't a linear story to follow, but the game prompts the player to perform specific actions such as stopping crimes. The game allows to control practically anything via a handheld device. (which kind of looks like an iPhone?) The player can e.g. hack traffic lights to cause traffic to crash, hack ATMs to withdraw cash, hack people's phones to end calls etc. The possibilities are enormous. The game was praised at E3 about it's originality, next-gen graphics and the unique gameplay. Ubisoft's executive director for EMEA territories, Alain Coore, stated that Watch Dogs will try to compete with other open-world games, such as Grand Theft Auto. Watch Dogs is going to be one of the greatest games in 2013.
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| 4. | Jay's Microwave | ||
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1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it. 3) When something is utterly disgusting. "Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave." "I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it." |
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| 5. | roofle points | ||
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Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county. "When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"
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| 6. | vomituous | ||
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vomit on a grand scale such that the vomit is overwhelming. The laundry room was vomituous after my sick dogs vomituated all over the floor and the walls.
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| 7. | vomituate | ||
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to vomit on a grand scale such that the vomit is overwhelming After my dogs vomituated in my laundry room, I seriously considered selling my dogs.
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