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Grammar Panther 

Someone who supports correct grammar for better communication and less misunderstandings. Usually more laid back than a Grammar Nazi. Includes using correct grammar for ebonics and colloquialisms. Many times a grammar panther may correct by example instead of putting someone on blast.
(internet big-shot): you aint noe who your messin wit. im all ova this errbody noe me. there my people.

(rapping grammar panther): You don't know who you're messin' wit'. Cause obviously, you cain't match my wit. So step back and take a seat. This is a spelling match and you're already beat.

(big-shot): A man you ain't gotta go their. You know my school was busted.

(panther): You're right, I ain't had to go there, my bad.
Grammar Panther by coldheart7 March 9, 2013

Gramma-phone 

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.


(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.

Grammarly 

Hey! Did you see that dumb grammarly ad?
No I have an ad blocker.
Grammarly by Jarate Of Milk September 29, 2020
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Person 1: " Dude, your such an idiot when it comes to grammar".
Person 2: "*you're".
Grammar by gusllywiggum December 31, 2012

Grammar Italian Fascist 

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.
Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.
Grammar Italian Fascist by dTraj October 20, 2010

Ad Graminum

An attack on an opponent's grammar to completely discredit his/her argument.

See Ad hominem.
Faiz: I spent a good half-hour typing out an argument for nothing, because someone used Ad Graminum and pointed out my "your" that should have been "you're".

Julian: You deserved that.

Brian: The Lakers are fundamentally a much better team, they're offense is-
Julian: HA! "THEIR"!
Brian: Fuck you.
Ad Graminum by jschoo March 12, 2012