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One who simultaneously sucks at and revels in the dual destruction and promotion of grammar, lexicon and semantics.
One day I hope to become a recognized contributor to urban dictionary...one day people will read my posts, see my name and cry out: "now there is a grammatard of note!" Team Grammatard is now accepting applications for membership.
by team grammatard February 15, 2010

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