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1. an opportunity for chomsky to yet again force dualism down our throats until it sticks out of our asses.
2. something that cannot be removed from sentences such as the following:
OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!
3. is implicit in every form of communicaton from billboard advertising to the way you wear your hair.
4. something that can be used to enforce and control or perhaps to just define.
5. something that everybody can describe but that nobody can yet explain. Except me perhaps :)
compare -
'not now reg, I'm having tea with my grammar.'
with
'the horse raced past the barn fell.'
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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1.
Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.
'omg liek you suk you n00b'
'Ever heard of spelling?'
by whitetiger16 April 09, 2004
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2.
Something that's never used anymore, because nowadays people are stupid.
The girl corrected her peer for his poor grammar, and was then beaten into a pulp and called a nerd.
by Eponine March 23, 2004
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3.
Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.
Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd
by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003
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4.
Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.

"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.

"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.
Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.
by Zalis August 17, 2004
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5.
An obsolete part of language in teenage America. Some people blame AIM, others blame TV.
I'm in an honors English class, yet the grammar in it is rather appalling. Misplaced commas, horrid spelling, and run-on sentences seem to be vital parts of English papers now. However, this may have to do with the fact that I attend a school in Georgia.
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
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6.
Along with spelling, a construct unfortunately in short supply amongst web-based communiques.
A rapid survey of any definition group on this site will disclose a monstrous paucity of grammar.
by king_o_poo May 03, 2003
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7.
Grammar is something President George W. Bush doesn't have.
"We have misunderestimated them"

"Is our children learning"

"We will take your dreams and... we will more better them."

"Grammar, is that a type of WMD?"
by Lazerwolf August 03, 2006
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