See also Toilet Talk and Spag-speakmore...
Crapper Chat is the name given to the dialect of British English spoken by the Chav subculture.
While the history of the dialect is sketchy at best, it's safe to say that as the chav sub-culture grew out of the slums and council estates of Britain, Crapper Chat stumbled drunkenly along with it. Initially, Crapper Chat was spoken alongside proper received-pronunciation English, but after time, Crapper Chat became the mother-tongue for most teenagers on the British Isles.
Over the years, data shows a correlation between IQ scores and Crapper Chat: as the average IQ for the 10-20 years age-group plummets, Crapper Chat has increased in usage. It could also be said that, as the average IQ score drops, Crapper Chat has adapted and become more degenerate in form and pronunciation.
Crapper Chat's main differences with R.P. English include an unjustifiable slurring of every word (although this could be down to the fact that most chavs are alcoholics), Ns pronounced as Ls, pluralising almost every word, saturating every clause in obscenities and so on.
Crapper Chat in no way adheres to standard English grammar either. Structures such as Subject-Verb-Preposition-Object are often changed to Verb-Object, for example: "I went to the park" becomes "Went park". Chavs have trouble with more complicated grammatical structures such as the future tense and ...
Rfk is a misstype of rofl but done purposely to expose lack of grammar. It is becomming more popular around the internet and was first started by a moderator on myg0ts who was rumoured to be a crack head. Infamous people such as Jizzard Of Oz have battled to keep this tradition continuing.
Members On A Forum:
Bob: lately i have been having sexual feelings about men but i do not believe i am gay i think its just a phase fetish kind of thing that will ware off. any thoughts?
Aiden:RFK U R A FAG!!!!!.
Jizzard Of OZ: LOL WHY NOT @ZOO? RFK!!1!!1
The most incoherent, illiterate, douche bag, fag-face gay guy to ever tread upon createblog's doorstep.
Nquoicasison enjoys saying "nikka", "bietch", "homoo", and various other "insults".
Nquoicasison should be avoided at all costs. There have been reports of rapid IQ declination when in contact.
This threadd property offf Nquoicasison n B.Nox!!!
Go awayy u littlee homoo!!
A term used when refering to a student at the all boy school Scotch College in Perth. A 'Scotchy' will often be assimilated with such negative terms or phrase's as; wanker, dick head, tosser, fuck wit, and other such pleasantries. Scotchies are also known for their little success with the opposite sex. This common phenomenon often leads to their envy of the students of Christ Church Grammar School which soon becomes a crush, then a letter, then a sedative and then finally a lawsuit and restraining order.
Scotchy: But your honor, I swear, I have no recollection of that night or how that sedating substance I bought at the pharmacy got into his drink.
A male in Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series.
Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower's wet dreams. How can they not? I mean... he goes into the sun and... SPARKLES! "Yum?"
Overall, a "perfect guy" made by a female writer that appeals heavily to young women or teens. The only reason that he makes me happy, is because it sets each and every fan girl up for a large amount of disappointment when they meet a real man.
Enjoy, Twilight fan-girls. Please be sure to write juicy comments.
P.S.: Please do use proper spelling and grammar when responding. It isn't nice to give people headaches.
My girlfriend is currently trying to remove my nipple for trying to post this entry on the fag, Edward Cullen.
Ow! My Edward Colon!
A wikipedia contributor (often an administrator) who makes it their life's calling to monitor every edit you make and report it, even if nothing is wrong with it.
Many wikifags are also grammar nazi]s and will report users for vandalism if sentence structure is not to their liking.
"Man, that guy is such a wikifag. He permaban]ned my ip address, and I didn't even do anything wrong!"
"She is a huge wikifag. Seig heil!"
|21.||Saint Josephs College, Hunters Hill|
Possibly one of the most hated GPS schools, along with Saint Ignatius, Shore, Grammar, High and Newington. They are a bunch of wannabe mad dogs, but fail. They have been known to recruit a bunch of Aboriginals on rugby scholarships. Yer. GREAT WORK GUYS. Most of the other schools question the Joey's sexuality as well. Ok, they wear pink rugby jerseys, not friggen cerise. But cerise still sounds gay, so i dunno what they are whingeing about. Other interesting facts-
a male gappy is currently banging an employee(unspecified gender)
Saint Josephs College, Hunters hill at home, vs the MIGHTY TKS
Abo kid- wanna go me bah? i'll see you after da game!
White Fella- sure thing, bring all ya mates to you cocky little bastard.
Abo kid- sorry bah, i gotta go now. maybe next time aye?