| 1. | Gramma-phone | ||
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(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.
(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver. (1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.
(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones. |
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| 2. | Speedskating | ||
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The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well. Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!" |
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| 3. | Catch a Vibration | ||
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"Catch a vibration" is a phone friendly term used between two friends wanting to smoke a little herb stalk.
"Hey I'm coming over... want to catch a vibration and watch Gramma's Boy?"
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| 4. | SNAPS | ||
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The art of cutting down someone. Snaps came from shit-talking from the streetz. It's an art because you have to make the insult funny as hell and deliver it without looking stupid. Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air an got stuck.
Yo sista's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Ya dick so small, you piss on yo nuts. Ya gramma so old, she fart out cobwebs! |
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