gambledygoop 

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum

you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...

gambledygoop by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gambled and lost 

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

Gambled and lost by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled 

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

gambled by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

gambled 'n lost/lose 

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

gambled 'n lost/lose by Bill June 18, 2003

Grambler

Grambling is a slang term whose exact origins are unknown but is generally thought to have originated in California as a combination of "gambling" and "rambling". It can describe living an unconventional, adventurous and sometimes risky lifestyle associated with traveling, independence, playing music, and having fun, and can be a catchall synonym for any and all of these activities. Gramblers are spirited and fun-loving, rough around the edges, and tend to disregard societal norms in favor of a good time.

"We had a bunch of gramblers sitting around the campfire last night. Must have grambled twenty songs. It was a Gramble for sure."

Grambler by The Grambler August 12, 2013

Grumbledore 

The character of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies that is butchered by Michael Gambon. Dumbledore is written to be the "epitome of goodness" who is brilliant, kind, and amusing. One of Harry's most essential mentors throughout the series, Dumbledore deserves to be well represented in the films. Michael Gambon portrays him as angry, menacing and distant.

Joan: Don't you ever wish you had a grandfather like Albus Dumbledore?

Dan: WHAT? NO? He'd by the worst grandpa ever!

Joan: Have you only seen the movies?

Dan: Yes.

Joan: Agh! You've only seen GRUMBLEDORE

Grumbledore by lunalovegoodindisguise December 3, 2011

I Gambled and Lost 

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

I Gambled and Lost by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021