Contrary to a post here, Aldi is a grocery store based in Germany with stores all over Europe and growing in America. The store is to the likes of Trader Joes where everything is cheap and generic brand. The food is good, just like the food you expect to get at the big boys like Safeway or Giant but made by a unknown brand with the same ingredients as the "name" brand.

Aldi has their stores around the same size as a Trader Joes and usually has around 6 to 8 aisles. In those aisles you find the food that you want, usually stacked up in boxes, not shelves to save money. Once the boxes are freed up they set them aside for those that don't want to pay for the reusable bags they have. Aldi is also known to have small gadgets and electronics for the home.

A typical Aldi trip consists of going to the store, getting a quarter out of your pocket and inserting it in the cart (you get the quarter back later. They do this so you won't leave the cart in the parking lot. Very efficient way of avoiding cart dings on your car), going inside the store, grabbing your generic groceries at a much decent price than the overpriced name brands at the "Supermarket", going home with some extra money in your pocket. Maybe making a trip to the other s...

Douche bag + Democrat = Doucheocrat. A zealous big-government-loving member of said political party. Doucheocrats can be typically characterized as surly, condescending, authoritarian-minded douche bags who think that their anti-individual political beliefs are the be-all and end-all of humanity. A doucheocrat suffers from a certain psychological disorder, sometimes described as LWA (left-wing authoritarianism). Because of their self-absorbed nature, doucheocrats frequently make retarded statements like “Jimmy Carter really was a great president” or “you’re gonna get your national health care, like it or not, you dumb hicks!” or "we should invade Darfur and convert those people to veganism".

Doucheocrats will twist reality, undermine civil liberties, common sense and every moral boundary in their lust for expanding government and grabbing power over “the sheeple”. A doucheocrat will wrap this lust for world domination in syrupy, do-gooder rhetoric and label anyone who stands in their way as “lacking compassion” or “bigoted”. Doucheocrats believe in taking innocent people's money and giving it to corporate gangsters, bureaucratic whores and sleazy women. Through extensive social engineering and heavy taxation, doucheocrats aspire to make every man woman and child a homogenized, uncreative zombie living completely dependent upon their pagan establishment.

the act of flirting but not cheating on your spouse by sending naked pics of your self and letting the mistress know that you've got bad intentions tonight via text message.

Noun, adj.

Generally used outside of Scotland as a gentle way of describing a drunk, job-less, aggressive, half-crazy football supporter with a horrible accent coming from the north who thinks he's the shit.

Within Scotland, used synonymously with pride, strength, health, honor and decency. Something everybody knows the Scots for, obviously, not head butts and heroin addiction.

Scottish may also be used to describe an excessively stupid act: "stop acting so scottish and put that needle down man!"

Do not confuse with Chav, which, while it is an equally repulsive animal, comes from Kent and Essex, not Glasgow. However, Chav and Scot are not mutually exclusive.

Scottish may be used to describe a fat person who deep-fries chocolate, or someone who wouldn't spare a penny to save his dying grand-mother.

1) a male that pursues women for sex, money or a even a gallon of skim milk.
2) a good looking man that uses his penis to woo women.

3) a male that trolls for women with promises of a future but after getting sex and a new shirt, leaves.
4) a good looking man that likes to fuck women and then never call them again.

Bigpoint is a scandalously shameless money grabbing company that develops online games, gets players addicted with a 'free to play' tag then coaxes them in to spending increasing amounts of money to stay in the game and advance. their online games have numerous glitches, bugs, bots and cheats but the developers don't spend any time on trying to fix these issues, instead concentrating solely on scams that will increase their revenues. they have a consistent 'bury their head in the sand' attitude toward customer complaints.

The condition which occurs at a cable network when idiotic executives decide to change its direction. This is usually done as a money-grabbing attempt when ratings are lower than expected.