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1.
An oxymoron. Government does not work, and no-one in government works for you.
As a government worker he spent his 35 hours a week in the office emailing friends, surfing the net and periodically pretending to be busy by interfering with some innocent citizen's life.
by A civil servant June 23, 2006
 
2.
An oxymoron.
Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."
by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013