lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.
yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.
by Tim April 26, 2003
The guys controlling the subnet, which is something that is beneath the internet that normal humans can't enter, but the government watches you through it!
The government is watching everything you do
by Andrew February 23, 2003
An intrusive body that has recently decided to reach far beyond the boundaries set by itself during its origination; A machine capable of progressing the lives of many people to points of imminent gloom.
The government is best when you never have think of it.
by Hydrogen Elf January 28, 2003
people who like to ruin everything that is fun in our country
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
An evil system that drains everyone's money and makes them live miserable lives. No wonder there are so many homeless people.
I can't even explain how evil the government is and how stupid the system is.
by CAN'T TELL YOU. March 01, 2014
A ruling organization known for its White Lies.
Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"
by slodaddio June 06, 2013
1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.
However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.
by dragongirl253 August 31, 2012

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