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64.
A ruling organization known for its White Lies.
Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"
by slodaddio June 06, 2013
 
65.
1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.
However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.
by dragongirl253 August 31, 2012
 
66.
A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.
My taxes have increased for a third time over the past year --the Government has screwed me again!
by The Grottomaster May 23, 2011
 
67.
Please don't say anything bad about the Government. The Government loves you. And you must learn to love the Government. After all, you wouldn't want to disappoint the Government. And we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
The Government only wants to be your friend.
by Big Brother Is Watching You July 16, 2003
 
68.
people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the government assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. treasonous assholes.
by Execute Treasonous Assholes June 27, 2011
 
69.
An adjective used to describe something of high quality or high likeability.
Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball is really government.
by Sleepy Floyd October 10, 2007
 
70.
The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.
by AYB May 01, 2003