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18.
No.1 arch-enemy of human rights, freedom, love and peace.

Breeders of greed, hatred, death, human suffering, destruction of our Mother Earth (I am not a hippie btw) slavery and WAR!

Ever since the birth of politics they have been hammering us into the ground, feeding us with false facts, mind-numbing entertainment, news stories that not even a sheep would believe anymore, and propaganda wherever we look, giving us a false sense of security, whilst they slowly, but maliciously, build up these walls around us, separating us into social classes who look at each other with contempt or jealousy. They also promise us more freedom and individual rights but breaking their promises, glance at terrible disasters; throw a few shillings for aid; then get back to the funding of more nuclear weapons; doing the things they tell us as children NOT to do, and tearing our poor Earth to shreds as they further tighten their grip on the sledgehammer of oppression.

Well enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING PIGS ON THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANET!

DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!!

TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!!

FOREVER!!!

No, really. This is no joke anymore, people. I'M SERIOUS.

F*ck the world's governments, turn your backs on them and embrace John Lennon's ideologies. You know it makes sense.
"Japanese Minister confesses to have been threatened with earthqu-"
*Example blocked by the Government for protection of our children's innoc-*
"TOO LATE!!!"

Dale Bohannon recounts talking with the owner of a property on a trip to Madison, Georgia: "We had a good little dialogue there and I asked him about the, uh, field of black boxes; what were they because I'd never seen anything like that, uh, and his statement was that if he told me I would be one of few people in Madison, Georgia to know about them. And he says that they're, uh, disposable coffins, I believe he told me, and he says that at that time there were around 125,000 there."

"Deny the Lord that this would happen. Be on your guard I said, for the Evil Lord never rests... I SAID EXORCISE THE DEVIL! But no, they wouldn't listen; the demons inside them grew and grew, until Satan gave them a signal; AND DESTROYED THE WORLD; WE'RE DOOMED!" Nathaniel the Parson, from Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds

"Big man, PIG man, ha ha, charade you are!" Pink Floyd

"All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us!" Michael Jackson

"SO FUCK THE SYSTEM! WE CAN BRING IT DOWN!!!" The Exploited

"9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!" Protestors chanting the truth across the United States
by Floydfire67 November 02, 2011
 
1.
government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.
... too many to list.

oh yea, government.
by scarlit January 16, 2008
 
2.
A money-driven conspiracy of liars, cheaters, and conartists claiming to control all morality. They assume that they know everything, including the difference between right and wrong, but to not realize how hypocritical they truly are. They will create their own destrution, while their victoms sit and watch them fall.
Fuck the government!
by T3h B0y December 21, 2003
 
3.
Something that everyone would be better off if there was less of.
Don't you just love how the government takes your money and dumps it into the toilet?
by The DON October 16, 2002
 
4.
the government is you and me and you've all been trained to forget that by the ones pretending to be our masters!

turn off the television! it's only there to distract you and to make your mind up for you!

They've been telling us how it's going to be... wait a second! were supposed to be doing that!
The government is us; we are the government, you and I -- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States.

it's still we the people... not we the IRS, not we the Bush Administration! YOU AND ME AND DON'T LET THEM FORGET THAT!!!
by weownnotthem January 12, 2008
 
5.
Although the government does many things that are unnecessary and only work towards the inconvenience of the general population, I can assure you, society would not function without it.
You people may despise the government and taxes, but you must realize that roads, hospitals, police, etc. don't come out of nowhere. What? You expect other people to do all these things for you, without you making any kind of contribution?
by Jace W November 18, 2007
 
6.
Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
 
7.
a person's legal name, as opposed to an A.K.A. or nickname, the avoidance of which is usually preferred by those involved in illegal business.
"don't be using my government out here in the street like that"
by killer mike July 31, 2003