Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
people who like to ruin everything that is fun in our country
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
An evil system that drains everyone's money and makes them live miserable lives. No wonder there are so many homeless people.
I can't even explain how evil the government is and how stupid the system is.
by CAN'T TELL YOU. March 01, 2014
A ruling organization known for its White Lies.
Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"
by slodaddio June 06, 2013
1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.
However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.
by dragongirl253 August 31, 2012
a necessary evil
quite frankly we do not live in a world that can properly behave as a collective entity, that is just the reality self-inflicted from the root of our own chaos -- and government is only there to control it to its own demise..
by ViviPeter March 13, 2011
1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation,
creativity, human rights and freedom.
2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda.
3. Money making totalarianists.
4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child.
5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die.
6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda.
7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit.
8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence.
9. Control- nothing more, nothing less.
10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians.
11. Will destroy you if you question them.
12. In it for the money.
13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination.
14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order.
15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :)
16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :(
16. Crash
17. Burn
18. DIE!
19. FOREVERMORE! :)
20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :("

Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P

Quotes to summarize the government:
"Pro money for us, pro recession for you"
"Drugs can make you see the truth- which is why we banned them"
"Life is productive, not custom"
"Free will is blasphemy"
"Nothing you say or do will defeat us- because we can unleash armed death squads onto you mere mortals mwuhahaha!"
"Your needs? HA!"
"Biased is truth"
"If we wrote this, the results would support our views, motives, and system in general, and we will force it onto you through our opinion elimination device- PROPAGANDA!"
by Firelovesugar January 14, 2009
This is the group of people I have compiled a list of to be assassinated during the revolution. Who's with me. The oil industry, media, medicine, political cock-smokers, anyone who uses children to promote their own welfare,people who use old people and minority issues just like the child users, every one of them who promised something and didnt deliver and te ones who stopped them, all of them must die and I want the blood on my hands!

At least as long as I can find something else to wipe it on, like a dead party-members shirt or something...
We, the government, care about your children, thats why 10% of the population owns 90% of the wealth. -- die!!!

lunesta, ambien,cialis,war in country here every 3 seconds on tv, also called brainwashing when "they" talk about other countries doing it but ok for them to do it. Just start counting how many times key words are repeated in commercials and the news and watch as the US slowly but surely insinuates that iran and syria are behind hezbollah so that they have an excuse to invade iran for oil which makes those 10% even more rich and will leave us paying 4-5 fucking dollars at the pump even though we have the power to say fuck you to these people if everyone got off of their damn asses, or just stayed on their asses and no one went anywhere at all and no one bought any fucking gas or anything, of course they would just starve us out in the city as we are completely at their mercy to get food, think long and hard about your real position in life here people, this is no wild insane rant. They do only what is necessary to uphold the illusion that they give a miniscule shit about you and that only to support their interests. There's just a taste of what I'm talking about.

Bring on the revolution!!!!!!!
by dick.nasty August 14, 2006

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