look up any word, like pussy:
 
37.
This is the group of people I have compiled a list of to be assassinated during the revolution. Who's with me. The oil industry, media, medicine, political cock-smokers, anyone who uses children to promote their own welfare,people who use old people and minority issues just like the child users, every one of them who promised something and didnt deliver and te ones who stopped them, all of them must die and I want the blood on my hands!

At least as long as I can find something else to wipe it on, like a dead party-members shirt or something...
We, the government, care about your children, thats why 10% of the population owns 90% of the wealth. -- die!!!

lunesta, ambien,cialis,war in country here every 3 seconds on tv, also called brainwashing when "they" talk about other countries doing it but ok for them to do it. Just start counting how many times key words are repeated in commercials and the news and watch as the US slowly but surely insinuates that iran and syria are behind hezbollah so that they have an excuse to invade iran for oil which makes those 10% even more rich and will leave us paying 4-5 fucking dollars at the pump even though we have the power to say fuck you to these people if everyone got off of their damn asses, or just stayed on their asses and no one went anywhere at all and no one bought any fucking gas or anything, of course they would just starve us out in the city as we are completely at their mercy to get food, think long and hard about your real position in life here people, this is no wild insane rant. They do only what is necessary to uphold the illusion that they give a miniscule shit about you and that only to support their interests. There's just a taste of what I'm talking about.

Bring on the revolution!!!!!!!
by dick.nasty August 14, 2006
 
1.
government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.
... too many to list.

oh yea, government.
by scarlit January 16, 2008
 
2.
A money-driven conspiracy of liars, cheaters, and conartists claiming to control all morality. They assume that they know everything, including the difference between right and wrong, but to not realize how hypocritical they truly are. They will create their own destrution, while their victoms sit and watch them fall.
Fuck the government!
by T3h B0y December 21, 2003
 
3.
Something that everyone would be better off if there was less of.
Don't you just love how the government takes your money and dumps it into the toilet?
by The DON October 16, 2002
 
4.
the government is you and me and you've all been trained to forget that by the ones pretending to be our masters!

turn off the television! it's only there to distract you and to make your mind up for you!

They've been telling us how it's going to be... wait a second! were supposed to be doing that!
The government is us; we are the government, you and I -- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States.

it's still we the people... not we the IRS, not we the Bush Administration! YOU AND ME AND DON'T LET THEM FORGET THAT!!!
by weownnotthem January 12, 2008
 
5.
Although the government does many things that are unnecessary and only work towards the inconvenience of the general population, I can assure you, society would not function without it.
You people may despise the government and taxes, but you must realize that roads, hospitals, police, etc. don't come out of nowhere. What? You expect other people to do all these things for you, without you making any kind of contribution?
by Jace W November 18, 2007
 
6.
Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
 
7.
a person's legal name, as opposed to an A.K.A. or nickname, the avoidance of which is usually preferred by those involved in illegal business.
"don't be using my government out here in the street like that"
by killer mike July 31, 2003