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government mulename (-0.545)
One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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government mulesex (-0.809)
It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.
I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.
by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009
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Government Mulename (-0.986)
Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!
by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006
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