gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

Gusset Tuffet by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

filthy gusset 

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

filthy gusset by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

crotch gusset 

One who is lower than the nuts that rest on them.

"Those crotch gussets at (hated organization here) only give lip service to our concerns."

crotch gusset by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 18, 2015

The sweaty gusset 

The Kent lorry park that is supposed to reduce the bottleneck of exported goods entering the EU.

As I opened the bay windows of my kent townhouse, I was welcomed by my morning ritual of diesel and wafts of stale piss and belching from the concrete abomination that is "the sweaty gusset" lorry park.

The sweaty gusset by Joe Smiff November 12, 2020

gusset monkey 

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

gusset monkey by Cilla Black July 1, 2006