Gouched 

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Gouchez 

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

Gouchez by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

Gouchebag 

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

Gouchebag by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gruscheln 

A german/austrian made up word that is a mix between the word gruessen (meaning 'greeting someone') & kuscheln (meaning 'to hug someone').

The word was made popular on the popular social networking site StudiVZ which is considered by many as a german facebook clone.

The act of 'gruscheling' on StudiVZ can be compared to the act of poking on Facebook.

lass uns gruscheln (let's gruschel).

gruscheln by davhad June 12, 2008

gouche 

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

gouche by sean November 19, 2003

Goushe 

verb
1.
knock or run into someone or something with a jolt.
2 . unwanted/ unneeded contact with 2 items received unknowingly.

synonyms: hit, ram, bang (into), collide with, be in collision with, strike, knock (into), knock against, crash into/against, smash into, slam into, crack into/against, dash against, run into, plow into; impact

I met up with Ed and Goushe he slapped me in the forehead with his phone while doing a video.

Goushe by Phat56Pat July 11, 2019