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Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
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Dude you going to hang out with Gouri?

Duh Gouri is the definition of awesomeness

Gouri; of awesomeness
Gouri by prpzdrtyui March 18, 2018
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For you Gouri
Gouri by lkylii September 21, 2016

Gournuts 

Easily excited to the point of craziness.

Hysterical enjoyment.
Q: Did you see that kid in the candy store?

A: He went f'n gournuts with that huge selection!

That chick was so fly I gournutted in my pants upon first glance.
Gournuts by Chipper78 July 17, 2009

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.
a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century
XAVIER GORNEY by ancient food sources September 25, 2019
adj: (gor-ZWAH) When something is so amazing or beautiful the word "gorgeous" doesn't capture it. It's gorgeous, with flair.
Grand Canyon? Gourgeois.

Michelle Obama? Gourgeois.

Angelina Jolie after surgery? Even more gourgeois.
Gourgeois by Aanthems May 16, 2013
Gore pornography, a cinematic horror sub-genre that depicts torture, suffering and drawn-out death that tests the staying power of audiences as much as the victims. Sex has nothing to do with it, but, like porn, it’s all about visual thrills. It’s all about the gore – the more gruelling the better.
Hostel II was pure gorno man!
gorno by Chaiselongue December 9, 2008