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God damn my gooch is itchen, scratch right between my dick and my asshole!
by Jake Brandenburg February 25, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).
Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!
by ogerp jr September 07, 2010
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That bitch tara who stabbed me with a fork in the 8th grade.
GOD DAMNIT GOUCH That really stung.
by escud0 January 28, 2003
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The space between a mans asshole and his dick
Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016
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-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.
"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."
by Josko April 30, 2008
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by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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thegouch in my foot hurts
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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10" high plush doll.

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