| 1. | Twattage | ||
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Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one. 1.
"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag." "Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150." 2. "That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?" "Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least." |
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| 2. | apocalypinion | ||
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Your idea about how and/or when the world will end. "Apocalypinions are like assholes: everyone's got one."
"The world's ending on May 21st? I say it's ending next year on Dec 21st." "Where's your evidence?" "It's just my apocalypinion." |
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