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1. Twattage
Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
2. apocalypinion
Your idea about how and/or when the world will end.
"Apocalypinions are like assholes: everyone's got one."
"The world's ending on May 21st? I say it's ending next year on Dec 21st." "Where's your evidence?" "It's just my apocalypinion."
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