A trap door is when you take the toilet lid off and poop in the tank, then cut the metal wire holding the tank door. making the person who finds this...Put their hand in the tank and manually pull the line!
We gotta go, I left a trap door for your ex-girlfriends parents!
You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.
A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.
1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
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Cockney slang for SHIT,
hang on boys, i gotta Gravel and Grit, i'll be back in 10.
Originates from Douglas Funnie of the Nickelodeon series 'Doug'
Noun: A wretched shit
Verb: To drop a wretched shit
N: Man I just dropped a wicked douglas, my ass still hurts... from douglassing.
V: Man I gotta douglas like a motherfucker. My ass is clenched tight for fear of douglassing in my pants.
After School Dump
Bro 1:Yo man I ate some bad fried chicken now I gotta take an ASD
Bro 2:What do you expect? It's the schools FRIED CHICKEN!