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15. sharspen
The feeling when you need to take a crap.
Andy: "dude Derek i really gotta take a shit"

Derek: "yeah, you got sharspen"
16. heave a havanah
To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf
Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.
17. iggtas
I gotta go take a shit.
If your online and you have to go take a crap then just say IGGTAS.
18. Hank
n. crap, shit, poop, v. to shit, to crap, to poop
I gotta take a hank.
19. Badonka
(verb) to either take a crap, or (noun) insulting another person by calling them a badonka
Man, I gotta take a badonka.
Don't worry about it dude, shes a badonka.
20. middle decker
Related to the upper decker, this is when you take a crap onto the closed lid of a toilet. It gives a quicker reaction than an upper decker, while not being as damaging in the long run.
"Yo, Johnny left a middle decker on our only toilet! Now I gotta use the bushes!"
21. Speed Shit
Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.
Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.
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