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goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
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That gothess at that website really turned me on!!
gothess by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004
When you gottem but also gotcha good. If you say gotchem you are instantly the superior being in any situation. Always say gotchem because if you don’t you will be a loser forever.
PRANKED I GOTCHEM SO GOOD YOU’RE A LOSER!!!
gotchem by wptvdisease September 27, 2018
The plural of gitch

Or just to make it ryhme with itches
Look at that big pile! Who is going to wash all those gitches?

Who has got itches in their gitches?
Gitches by Tumble March 27, 2004
a group of mean girls ;they are drama causing, drama loving people. often bullying and talk bad behind other people’s backs.
wow caroline is such a mean girl , i guess she’s part of the gitches

caroline is such a gitch, she talked behind my back!!
gitches by a.jjones March 19, 2019

Pooches gooches revenge 

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!