When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your
friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious
gooch, while your
friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav)
Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(
Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy
man thats awesome!