One who is moronic in movement.
Damn jimmy is a gotard, he just stumbles all over the place
by assheads August 23, 2003
Some one who is extra retarded.
My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.
by Christopher A Sears August 26, 2006
1. n. Refers to a person who is dumb, usually used in the context of a mindless action.
1. He's such a gotard.
by V February 15, 2004
A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
by Shady June 12, 2004
(noun) A busy body, someone who is always "on the go". Busy to a fault. go-tards may become frazzled if they cannot find something to keep themsleves occupied. obsessive-compulsive.
Jerry has been running around doing errands and he missed the game. what a go-tard!

That's the third time Sherri has cleaned the kitchen today! what a go-tard!

by go-tard October 22, 2003
one whose going is slowed
Patrick Smyth has been a gotard since his illness
by Danny Schimdt April 18, 2003
A physically handicapped inividual.
I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.
by Mel October 10, 2003

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