I got this 

What you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your bitch.

You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.

I got this by Fasle December 26, 2009

So I got this new anime plot 

"So I got this new anime plot. Basically. there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious hunkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ole tonhongerekoogers.

What happens next?!

A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.

Man: So I got this new anime plot!
Woman: Please stop.

So I got this new anime plot by DefNotFake November 7, 2020

You got this! 

Form of encouragement. Emphasises ambitious success to recipient. Often followed by a flexed muscle emoji, or multiple to adhere to the power of the statement.

Friend 1: I'm worried about my exam tomorrow.
Friend 2: Nah mate, you got this!💪
Friend 1: Thanks!

You got this! by OUYA May 24, 2017

I got this 

An expression that's short for:

1. I got this covered.
2. I got this handled.
3. I got this under control.

WORKER: I can't talk to that guy. He feels I'm all game.

TEAM LEADER: Don't worry. I got this.

I got this by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 9, 2006

we got this 

usually said to someone when you plan on doing something and you're not worried about it.

"dont worry, we got this."

we got this by chief roxy November 5, 2013

I got this shit 

To keep a situation under control that is chaos thriving to the point that you feel you own it, you've got this taken care of.

Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"

Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"

I got this shit by Pogovondoom July 25, 2010

I got this definition on a mug 

Now your friends will look at your mug and know you do pointless crap like go on urban dictionary, look this very definition up and buy a mug with it printed on.

Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.

I got this definition on a mug by iamabeast420 October 26, 2009