|1.||poopie butt hobo|
a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie
random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin
Roughousing, sometimes mock-wrestling, usually between two boys of similar age. "Horseplay" at first glance looks like actual fighting or wrestling until the more playful "fooling around" element become visible, but horseplay sometimes can deteriorate into real fighting.
A Midwestern urban regionalism means the same but includes a "get your back" connotation: grabass. No one considers that homoerotic.
"I told you, boys, no horseplay standing in line. You're not getting into the theater if you don't stop fooling around like that."
|3.||arse like a hawkers bundle|
Person with an extremelly large arse.
Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.
A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.
Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!
Someone from Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania also known as the Coal Region. If you've never met a Skook, then you're missing out on a very distinct part of society. Grammar is one of the defining attributes and you might often hear words and phrases such as "Yo bot, got any chew bot?" and "Ay, yous guys, yous wanna go get wasted and down a few Jägerbombs?" If you ever meet someone from the Coal Region, you will recognize them immediately.
Skook 1: "Yo butt, got any chew der butt?"
Skook 2: "Nah man, I spent all my money on shit from Abrachinsky's, yo."
Skook 1: "Well, you should get yer ass in gear and we'll trow back some keggers and boilo at the 'DC or hit the weed like a champ."
Skook 3: "Yous guys are a bunch of fuckin' Skooks."
A subspecies of turtlehead that occurs when the sphincter has been successfully employed for a time in confining a turd to the rectum. As control is gradually lost, a tiny aperture appears at first, allowing for only a very thin extrusion of feces. As the butt-muscle fails in the continued absence of a toilet, the aperture quickly grows in circumference over the next inch or two of escaping dookie, creating a rough cone-shape, resembling the head of a rat more than a turtle.
Jim: "Next rest area 67 miles dude, how's yer ass holdin' out?"
John: "I was doin' good for a while man, but now I got a serious rathead pokin'..."
1. A description of sex that surpasses "dirty", "nasty", "freaky", and "kinky". based on 2nd definition.
2. A dirty prank pulled during drunken sex by males who are predominately considered dirty punk-rockers and are self-proclaimed scumbags. When the time seems right, the male sticks his thumb in his mouth and then pulls it out and puts it forcefully into the females butt while screaming "COBRAAAAAA!!!". This was the battle cry of COBRA (the badguys) in the cartoon "G.I. Joe". The main goal of this is to proclaim to everyone else in the house/area that you just jammed yer thumb in the butt of a girl who was not expecting it. Hilarity often ensues. Tough, scummy punk-rock broads often hit people over this or do it right back. Got you a free COBRA tattoo at one point in columbus, oh.
ex for 1: I cobra-ed the hell outta that girl last night and she loved it. bet she goes home and washes with bleach but doesn't stop smiling.
ex for 2: My old lady won't let me have a threesome because last time i tried to slip them both the cobra while i was getting head and most of my friends were downstairs.