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Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money "A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"
Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A" Scouser B"A A A A A come on then" Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down" |
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Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money "A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"
Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A" Scouser B"A A A A A come on then" Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down" |
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| 164. | loan | ||
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I said this is a fucking stick-up, gimme yo money bitch I got in gun in yo mug, now i'm takin' yo wallet! Thanks for the loan!
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| 165. | loan | ||
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I said this is a fucking stick-up, gimme yo money bitch I got a gun in yo mug, now i'm takin' yo wallet! Thanks for the loan!
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| 166. | douchebag | ||
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Any person that thinks he or she may be better than another person.
Any person who may act like a complete asshole and try to be superior, but in reality, no one likes them. makes a HUGE deal out of something so little, and makes fun of people in front of them with a stupid remark. One who makes fun of someone, but is looking like a complete A$$hole. Leon: Hey, we have lunch inside, can we play Torn City?
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Nate: (Turns around to a student and makes some strange gurgled laughing sound) hgguawhaw, he's going to play Torn City! I'm going to play Tribal Wars. Leon: In Torn City you have guns and you can mug people. And in Tribal Wars, you have your own village and upgrade all your houses. Douchebag. Example 2: Nate: Hahaw, I got 8 words per minute on my typing test, what did YOU get? Huh? (note the superior voice he uses) Leon: I got 27 words per minute. Nate: HaHa! Leon: Douchebag. Example 3:Leon: Ha, that's stupid Nate: Nie nie nir ni nir nir! (In a whining squeaky noise, yet still trying to sound superior) Leon: Dude, shut up, your acting like a douchebag. Nate: faggot. Leon: Seriously, your- Nate: faggot Leon: I- Nate: faggot Leon-what are- Nate: faggot Leon: Shut Up Nate: Shut Up Leon: Dude, just- Nate: Shut Up (The douchebag says shut up really fast, shdup) Leon: Come on- Nate: Shdup Leon: Just- Nate: shdup Leon: Douchebag (In a squeaky voice the douchebag puckers up his lips and looks like a complete A*hole says:) Deeushbaag! |
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| 167. | Sex Story | ||
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Also known as erotica. They are stories of sexual memories. It was a quant Spring morning in Richmond, Virginia in 1998 when I lost my virginity to a girl named Hannah. At the time, we were merely kids. I was 15 and she was 14. At the time, we had known eachother for about two or three years. We even dated for eight months during the sixth grade. But during those eight months we never made love. Now every once in a while she would let me touch her, but no sex of any kind And she had the most amazing body in the whole school. And by Spring Break of '98 we were in the eighth grade and she had the most amazing body in the entire class. Smooth curves. G sized breasts. Long, brown hair with brown eyes. She was what made all the guys drop their tongues to the floor and run to the end of their chains and start barkin' like the horny dogs they were. Including me. I, too, long desired to ravish her body like an animal. But I didn't want to violate her by just asking her like a dick. And I thought she'd never sleep with me because she only saw me as a 'friend'.
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So during that Spring Break I woke up one morning, and walked into the kitchen to sneek some coffee into my bedroom because my dad never wanted me to drink it, thinking I was too young. But as I reached up in the cabinet to grab a mug, the phone rang. Naturally, I answered it since I was the one closest to it and my dad was sitting in the living room watching the weather reports as he usually did. "Hello?" I asked the person on the other line. "Hey, there." it was Hannah. She spoke... |
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| 168. | Fur Coat | ||
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A hot chick rating of atleast a 9, that you keep around you in order to be admired by your bro's and other jealous slam pieces. Dude, last night, I wasn't even worried about banging her. I wore her like a fur coat and watched all the haters mean mug, while their girls got wet.
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