| 1. | hightail | ||
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To run at great speed away from something.
To flea or to immediately vacate an area in the opposite direction without regard to barrier or obstacle and in all cases continue to vacate until perhaps lost, and most definitely until one is out of all possible sight and vicinity of the area or activity that one is trying to vacate from, releasing excrement while in the process of hightail ('hightailing', or 'hightailing it'). The cause for ceasing the activity of hightail ('hightailing' or 'hightailing it') is physical exhaustion. The example is from the activity that the term applies. This is referring to deer, (antelope, caribou, et. al.).
Example #1: "When I fired rifle at the large buck and missed the buck hightailed it." (When this animal is frightened it will turn raise its tail, drop all possible excess weight (release excrement) and run in the opposite direction until exhausted.) Example #2: When I came out of the Butthole Surfer's show in Smyrna Florida and I saw a parking lot full of skinheads with chains and pistols, cowboy-rednecks with ax handles and shotguns and cops with batons and teargas, Marc and Tyler my little purple haired California punk-rock-ass, hightailed it all the way back to Orlando. |
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| 2. | Dodge | ||
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a place you need to get the fuck out of. OR a shitty car/truck company, known for breaking down frequently guy #1: whats that place we need to get the fuck out of?
guy#2: Dodge. guy#1: right. thanks OR Example 2 Dodge guy: hey! see my 06 Charger?? i got it three months ago! non dodge guy: niice, i heard that they break down lots though. Dodge guy: nah man this thing runs like a dream (proceeds to drive off, getting halfway down the street when the oil pan falls off.) non Dodge guy: some dream. |
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| 3. | Pop smoke | ||
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1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out. 2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not). 3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up. After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.
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| 4. | dodge knee | ||
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Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee. "Hey Killer, what's wrong?"
"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings." |
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| 5. | Dodge | ||
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The best car company ever!! Ruled the muscle car area with everything it made...plus the Hemi. Created the first turbo charged four cylinder cars 20 years before ricers were even though about, and will whip the shit out of your jap shit! Rules the automobile today with: The ram, the only real pickup truck there is. The dakota, the only real sport truck there is. The Durango...."what Explorer? It's back there broken and stuck" The Viper and ME 4-12, the fastest cars on earth. The Neon and Neon SRT-4...."I don't see any jap cars...I smoked them all!" And finally, the new Hemi cars....ready to blow the doors off of everything there is! Mopar...there is no other car! P.S. If you have a turbo 4 from the 80's, like a GLH OMni, hold on to that bad boy, parts are gettin hard to find.
"OMG my little Jap ricer just got smoked by a Dodge Neon SRT$ and a Dodge Omni GLHS ....old technology beating me, I'm tradin this peice of shit!" "Did you see the Hemi Charger blow the doors of that phord and the shivy...WOW!!!" |
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| 6. | Bogata | ||
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1. the act of showing up extremely late and convincing yourself it is completely fine;
2. totally boofing your buddy; 3. stinking up a room that otherwise smelled good earlier; 4. the act of dropping a deuce; 5. peeling one off to scat porn; 6. the act falling into a frozen pond, or falling out of a boat; 7. passing out first after an all day and night drinking contest, then actually talking sh*t (mumbling) to everyone while you pass out; 8. A person who refers to themself as "Bossman"; 9. A state of mind that engulfs an individual who consumes an large indefinite quantity of alcoholic beverages; 1. Damnit, he was supposed to be here 4 hours ago, he's pulling a f*ckin' Bogata dude.
2. Well, I was hitting on this hot brunette when all of a sudden, this douchebag comes up and grabs her away from me. Total cockblocker bro. He pretty much Bogata'd me right there. 3. Dude, did you just walk in here and Bogata this place or what? That sh*t stinks! 4. He just took a Bogata on his windshield! 5. That guy likes to Bogata to that weird stuff on the internet. Freaking gross. 6. (a) Dude, don't walk out on that ice, you'll Bogata and freeze your *ss off. (SPLASH). Damn, he just performed a perfect Bogata. (b) So I was Bogata'd out of boat at 30 mph in Rockport and almost died. Good times. 7. Did you see that dude acting like a Bogata all day, talk sh*t to everyone about how much he can drink and last the longest, and then pass out first? Wow. 8. That dude thinks he is Bogata or something. 9. I can't believe that guy got so Bogataheaded at the wedding. It was so SOTA. HEEEIIIIIYYYYTT! |
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| 7. | Persian Tooth Fairy | ||
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-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark. Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
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