(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)
"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.
"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.
"You got milk jugs?", I queried.
"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.
I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."
He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."
I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"
(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)