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10.
To make better; improve; add value to. (Particularly common in military parlance).
I gorped the powerpoint presentation. Now we're ready to brief the General.
by RoLEM September 02, 2010
 
1.
A general term for trail mix. Possibly an acronym for "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts," though there is much room for debate.
"Hey, pass the gorp! I'm starving over here!"
by Pink January 30, 2004
 
2.
someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
This guy is a real fuckin gorp!
by Stymie Green January 27, 2005
 
3.
According to Ricky Gervais "It's like a dopey cunt. Only a lot more dopey. And more of a cunt."
That guy is a gorp
by felipeflop February 06, 2013
 
4.
When one farts while sitting and the escaping gasses cause one's testicles to move. (Can also be accomplished while standing, but one's testes must be hanging low.)
Oh man, I just gorped, now my balls are smelly.
by rectalprolapseranger December 17, 2013
 
5.
a healthy snack mixture of nuts and dried fruit
I made some gorp today with raisins, cranberries, apricots, papaya, coconut, pineapple, and roasted almonds. Man, it was delicious. I know; I'm such a food douche!
by Alpha Dawg August 26, 2009
 
6.
To gargle santorum. Sometimes thought to be trail mix. However, contrary to popular belief, they are not the same thing at all. People that say Gorp in reference to trail mix, like to Gorp.
After a long session of back to back anal sex I had a well deserved Gorp, which acted as a great lube for my throat.

After a long hike someone offered me "Gorp." I then proceeded to tell him that its called trail mix, and if he wanted to find out what Gorping is to just visit a Santorum rally.
by Rankor Monster February 12, 2012
 
7.
When you fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.
Jim:hey Steve did you just gorp?
Steve:yeah i totally did!
Jim:Nasty.
by Discombobulated-Schizophenic October 20, 2009