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9. gorp
To make better; improve; add value to. (Particularly common in military parlance).
I gorped the powerpoint presentation. Now we're ready to brief the General.
1. gorp
A general term for trail mix. Possibly an acronym for "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts," though there is much room for debate.
"Hey, pass the gorp! I'm starving over here!"
by Pink Jan 30, 2004 add a video
2. gorp
someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
This guy is a real fuckin gorp!
by Stymie Green Jan 27, 2005 add a video
3. gorp
According to Ricky Gervais "It's like a dopey cunt. Only a lot more dopey. And more of a cunt."
That guy is a gorp
4. Gorp
To gargle santorum. Sometimes thought to be trail mix. However, contrary to popular belief, they are not the same thing at all. People that say Gorp in reference to trail mix, like to Gorp.
After a long session of back to back anal sex I had a well deserved Gorp, which acted as a great lube for my throat.

After a long hike someone offered me "Gorp." I then proceeded to tell him that its called trail mix, and if he wanted to find out what Gorping is to just visit a Santorum rally.
5. Gorp
a healthy snack mixture of nuts and dried fruit
I made some gorp today with raisins, cranberries, apricots, papaya, coconut, pineapple, and roasted almonds. Man, it was delicious. I know; I'm such a food douche!
6. gorp
When you fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.
Jim:hey Steve did you just gorp?
Steve:yeah i totally did!
Jim:Nasty.
7. Gorp
Good old resonated pot, the resin you get from smoking large amounts of weed out of a pipe/bowl. thought to originate from central pennsylvania (Penn State Unvi)


Man, smoking gorp sucks, i wish i had some dank.
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