|1.||goronchev smug fag troll|
Goronchev is the most annoying blogger/troll on youtube. Ignore this annoying faggot who seems to get on everyone's nerves, and has to die in a fire. If you ever watch his videos, you'll find them tl;dw. He is a racist pedophile. And a muscle head. He is the enemy of the lulz, and always gives anti-lulz.
* Smugfag has the ability to read Encyclopedia Dramatica.
* After 20000 times he finally succeeded at not laughing when saying: Nigga or alternatively, Nigger is a term of endearment for the half-ape, half-human creatures devolved from chimpanzees who eat fried chicken, watermelons and collard greens, write songs about raping white women and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to pimp out their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Niggers are lazy, dumb, and most of all, they smell even after taking a shower.
* The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a negro's "To Do" list
* The only thing on a negro's "To Do" list is a Jew's small penis
* Jews did WTC
* Someone whose primary source of income is performing menial chores around the house has time too precious to waste on ED.
* Even the intellectually superior can sometimes miss the point.
* Smugfag has won teh internets.
* smugfags ego is longer than long cat.
* To make thing fair for Goronchev I have included what he has to say on the matter.
* He says he is not 27 years old but 15 years old.
* He says that he is not a gay paedophile but a paedophile and a gay.
* He say he pretends to rape girls 10 years younger then him, not to just have sex with them.
* He says his that his IQ is 26 instead of 25.
* He says he like dog ass not horse cock.
* He says that not all girls hate him if say count the ones who don’t know him.
* He says that he work for and lives with his sister not his parents.
* He says he did not beat down 30 guys at once he raped more than 30 boys over the last year.
* He says he does not have a sister, but reveals it on a video about who brett keane is, and have no relation to the video. Which is where the incest jokes come in.
Typical words he uses:
"Yeah, um, yeah, I'm like going to intellectual checkmate you".
"I used anonymous like a condom".
"Smugfag is smug".
"I hate niggers".
"I see you later folks, bye bye(smugsmile)". (After thinking he won a ebattle).
"I don't use steriods, baaaaw".
"ATTENTION... I AM POSTING A LINK OF THE EXACT SAME SHIT YOU JUST WATCHED ME SPEW OUT OF MY MOUTH. I AM DOING SO BECAUSE I THINK WHAT I SAID IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU MUST READ IT TWICE INORDER TO RELIVE IT TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTH OF INFORMATION I AM PLACING ON YOU" -Smugfag(or at least it sounds like him)
He does not believe in satire.
Myths About Goronchev
Myth: "Goronchev doesn't work for his parents" This one is false. Goronchev actually caught his cancer from his dead mother (Lulz, Smugfag haets when u insult his condition). So because he is a sex slave to his father, he stays there and works.
Myth: "Goronchev actually had sex this one time" This is also false. He is a ginger and they only reproduce by mitosis, not meiosis. So scientifically it's impossible if a woman were to say, be lured into his hive, he couldn't do much more than maybe show her his dildo.
Myth: "Goronchev is NOT a gay pedophile" This one is also false. We have the pictures, videos, and eye witness testimonies to prove it. Click here to see it.
Myth: "Goronchev isn't sick" The fact of the matter is that he is. He is suffering from leukemia and is slowly but surely losing his hair. Without his hat he looks like Frankenstein/That Bald Rapist in Prison. Though he said we cannot remove him from the internets, his cancer will surely can.
Myth: "Goronchev has a dick" This one is empirically untrue. Looking at his blog we see that he used a dildo to fake his penis length. Obviously, pics or it didn't happen.
Myth: "Goronchev cares about black people" This is not true. Lets look at a few quotes from his pos youtube vids:
A half ape, half human creature devolved from chimpanzees, who eats fried chicken, watermelon, and collared greens, write songs about raping white woman and stealing welfare checks from grandmothers...Niggers are lazy, dumb, and worst of all smell after taking a shower...Jews are a subhuman species...Jews did the World Trade Center attacks...I have no penis
So goronchev smug fag troll.