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A huge, oversized glass Christmas ornament, on average about 200 millimeters in diameter. Commercially available in specialty and big-box warehouse stores, and almost exclusively bought by shopping-mall holiday decorators and people with 50-foot pine trees in their yard.

A combination of Gorn (as in the Lizard People on Star Trek) + ornament.
I need 30 4-packs of gornaments. They're for the story-high wreath behind Santa's throne at Briarwood Mall.
by BazingaBabe December 12, 2010